Van Nuys, congratulations. You’ve officially put yourself on the map—not for tacos, not for film shoots, not for your “up-and-coming” neighborhoods, but for hosting what might be the most cartoonishly evil towing scam in recent memory. Enter Bandit Towing, a predatory operation so brazen it makes Wile E. Coyote look like a Boy Scout. In July 2025, authorities uncovered their little joyride of a racket: more than 140 vehicles, yanked off the streets and held...
Read MoreGuess What? You Lose The Vehicle With 91 Tickets San Francisco: land of overpriced lattes, tech bros in hoodies, and apparently, a Red Toyota Sienna collecting parking tickets like they’re Olympic medals. This particular Sienna sat smugly in Alamo Square and racked up 91 tickets totaling $22,300 in unpaid fines since 2021. Ninety-one! At that point, it’s less a car and more a mobile middle finger to the entire city. Now, the average person panics...
Read MoreTony’s Auto Center Auctions A Sailor’s Car Like It’s A Garage Sale Stop everything! In Chula Vista, California, Tony’s Auto Center just redefined “how to make enemies in record time.” Hold on to your hat! Auctioning off a deployed sailor’s car. While she’s halfway around the world serving her country. Because, obviously, that’s how responsible tow companies operate. Imagine the scene: Sailor is dreaming of victory tacos after deployment. Somewhere else, Tony’s is throwing a...
Read MoreYour Car Called... It’s Broke...So Is Your Wallet! Fargo, North Dakota. Known for chilly winds, charming small town vibes, and apparently, a police department with a secret side hustle: emptying your wallet one tow at a time. Welcome to the magical world of Fargo impounds, where your car goes in... and your sanity goes out. Here’s the scoop: the minimum tow fee is $125. That’s right!! $125 for the sheer honor of watching your car...
Read MoreAlexandria’s Weekend Impound Apocalypse Towmegeddon, Alexandria, Virginia edition, the true end times for anyone who dares to mispark, forget a tag, or simply exist near a “tow-away zone.” Forget fire, floods, or aliens, Alexandria’s vehicle impound lot is the apocalypse nobody saw coming. Here’s the setup: Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., the lot opens. That’s it. Five glorious hours shy of what anyone with a brain might call “reasonable access to my...
Read MoreWhen Parking Enforcement Goes Full Soap Opera Let’s take a little scenic drive through Kansas City, Missouri, land of barbecue, jazz, and apparently, astronomically bad judgment. Picture this: a woman’s truck gets towed and held for 699 days. YES! Almost two years, without a hearing, without due process, and apparently without a shred of common sense. It’s the kind of bureaucratic disaster that sounds like fiction, but it’s painfully real. For nearly two years, her...
Read MoreThe Golden State’s Most Expensive Overnight Parking “Fee” Welcome to sunny San Jose, where the palm trees sway, the tech money flows, and your car can be kidnapped by the city for the low, low price of... $639.50. Yes, that’s the going rate to bail out your vehicle after just one night in impound. No fancy detailing, no complimentary car wash, not even a free keychain. Just the sweet sound of your bank account sobbing...
Read MoreBecause Nothing Says ‘Compassion’ Like Crushing the Poor San Diego, the land of year round sunshine, sparkling beaches, fish tacos, and... the relentless impound vultures circling every street corner. While the city markets itself as laid-back and easygoing, its towing practices are anything but chill. Enter the charming phenomenon known as “poverty tows”, because apparently, nothing screams civic pride like yanking someone’s only means of transportation for the heinous crime of having an expired sticker....
Read MoreA Broken Impound System Needs A Tune-Up Once upon a time in Wilmington, Delaware, parking your car was like entering a high stakes raffle, except the prize was watching it vanish without warning. Wilmington didn’t just have a bad impound system; it had a full-blown, freewheeling circus where the tow companies played ringmaster and the car owners were the unwilling clowns. Your car could be plucked off the street without a whisper of notice, and...
Read MoreWhen Your Car Gets Snatched And Your Wallet Gets Mugged Welcome to Chicago, where the pizza is deep, the winters are brutal, and the city’s impound machine is running hotter than a July L train. If you’ve ever parked your car legally, well, thought you did, only to return to a mysteriously empty curb, congratulations: you’ve been inducted into the Windy City’s favorite side hustle. And now, those notoriously aggressive impound and tow policies are...
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